Woman tries to poison boyfriend....

[muffin]

....with Visine. If you think that's bad, my wife once put Bengay in my Preparation H.

www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/pennsylvania-woman-accused-poisoning-man-visine-eyedrops-tells-police-wanted-attention-article-1.1134427

[DaveyJones]

She should gave him a table spoon full of his own sperm.