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Post by muffin on Apr 5, 2013 7:33:24 GMT -5
.....because they can't tweet.  |
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Post by DaveyJones on Apr 5, 2013 9:38:21 GMT -5
Thats it Im gonna
Download the rooster crow ringtones for my mobile phone
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Post by jamie on Apr 5, 2013 12:24:40 GMT -5
I thought it was because of their hardware size
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Post by DaveyJones on Apr 7, 2013 9:35:28 GMT -5
A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster. As soon as he brings him home, the
young rooster rushes and screws all 150 of the farmers hens. The farmer is impressed.
At lunchtime, the young rooster again screws all 150 hens. The farmer is not just impressed anymore,he is worried. Next morning,not only is the rooster screwin...g the hens but he is screwing the turkeys,ducks even the cow.
Later farmer looks out into the barnyard and finds the rooster stretched out, limp as a rag, his eyes closed, dead and vultures circling overhead.
The farmer runs out, looks down at the young roosters limp body and says: "You deserved it, you horny bastard!"
And the young rooster opens one eye, points up at the vultures with his wing, and says, Shhhh!,they are about to land."
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Post by muffin on Apr 7, 2013 10:29:38 GMT -5
.....thank goodness I live in a "Rooster Free" zone. |
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Post by jamie on Apr 8, 2013 15:03:23 GMT -5
They crow because their hens say they be the cock in their henhouse better than any cock in any other henhouse.
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